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If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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u so hot

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“If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.” — (via jackswhites)

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jesus fucking christ

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  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now


the best couple ever

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ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.

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The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

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in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

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'Int: I read that once you played four shows in one day just to accommodate some fans… like, the amount of fans that came at to your free show?'

Ed Sheeran played four shows for free instead of one, because not all the fans were going to be able to see that FREE show. Just thank you.

you are a literal angel

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